Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 08, 1987
Transcript:
Charlie Brown walks down the steps of his house carrying a kite.<BR><BR> He looks up at a tree and asks, "You're a kite-eating tree, aren't you?"<BR><BR> He exclaims, "I hate kite-eating trees!"<BR><BR> He asks, "You're just waiting to grab my new red kite, aren't you?"<BR><BR> He looks at the reader and says, "Maybe I should have brought out the blue one, or maybe the yellow one..."<BR><BR> He walks back to the house with the kite in tow. Sally stands on the house's doorstep and says, "Don't tell me the tree didn't like your kite..."<BR><BR> They stand in the living-room and he replies, "He wants to see a menu!"<BR><BR>
Maybe Charlie Brown should offer him something in a box kite, or maybe the tree is in the mood for a Chinese kite.