Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 18, 1987
Transcript:
Marcie and Peppermint Patty sit at their school desks. Peppermint Patty says, "Yes, ma'am . . I fix breakfast for myself and for my dad every morning . . ."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "He never really wants much . . Just some toast and some coffee . . Decapitated . . ."<BR><BR> Marcie leans forward and whispers, "Decaffeinated!"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "Whatever . ."<BR><BR>
Because coffee addicts feel like they are decapitated when they drink decaffeinated.