Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 17, 1987
Transcript:
Linus and Lydia sit on a bench eating lunch. Lydia holds a piece of paper and says, "This is my address . . You can send my Christmas card there."<BR><BR> Linus asks, "What about your name?"<BR><BR> Lydia says, "Well, today I'm Lydia . . Last week I called myself Rebecca, but I also like Rachel . . ."<BR><BR> Linus says, "I'll just put down 'her'."<BR><BR>
Linus should just be into Sally or Eudora – at least he knows their actual names.