Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 28, 1988
Transcript:
The World War I Flying Ace walks along reading, pass a building and a pile of rocks. He thinks,"Garcon, Je Voudrais Quelque Chose A Manger, A Boire"<BR><BR> He sits next to Marcie at a checkered table and thinks, "Bonjour Mademoiselle...Il Fait Beau Temps"<BR><BR> They sit holding glasses filled with root beer. He thinks,"Here's the World War I Flying Ace sitting in a small cafe with a beautiful French lass..."<BR><BR> He smiles at her and continues,"Tell me, mademoiselle, have you ever heard the story of the ten nurses, the four pilots, the case of root beer, and the barbed wire?"<BR><BR> He puts his drink down and thinks,"Well, there were these ten nurses, see..."<BR><BR> He starts to laugh hysterically.<BR><BR> He holds his face and giggles.<BR><BR> He starts as she pours the root beer over his head.<BR><BR> He sits at the table, leaning on the spilled root beer and watches as she leaves. He thinks,"I didn't realize that her father owned a barbed wire store..."<BR><BR>
Poor blighter.