Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 04, 1988

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Sally, holding a piece of paper, stands behind Charlie Brown lounging on the bean bag. She asks, "So which is it...'Tess of the D'urbervilles' or 'Baskervilles'?"<BR><BR> He falls down in the chair as she walks off looking at the paper and saying, "Maybe, I'll put down, 'Who cares?'"<BR><BR> He sits at the table watching her write. She writes, "Tess of the D'urbervilles by Laurel N. Hardy"<BR><BR> He puts his finger up, turns to her, and says, "That's Thomas Hardy' She looks at the paper and replies ,"Really?"<BR><BR> He looks at the book and says, "I can't believe you read this whole book..." She turns her head to him and says, "I read the first word...'On'"<BR><BR> He asks, "How can you write a book report if you've only read the first word?" She looks at the paper and replies, "No problem."<BR><BR> She bends over and continues writing, "Right from the first word I know this was going to be a good book."<BR><BR> He says, "I can see you're going to be a lover of great literature." She looks at the paper again and exclaims, "Those who can't do, fake it!"<BR><BR>