Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 18, 1988
Transcript:
Snoopy sits atop the doghouse telling Woodstock a story. He thinks, "And they followed the path of the moon..."<BR><BR> He spreads his hands and thinks, "And sometimes they worshiped cats! Can you believe it?"<BR><BR> He continues, "They put little gold collars on them and they built cat shrines and everything!"<BR><BR> He continues, "Then, one day they decided to worsip something better than cats..."<BR><BR> He thinks, "They decided to worship rocks!" They laugh and rock with mirth.<BR><BR> Snoopy turns to his left and thinks, "Hey, stupid cat! Did you hear that? Instead of worshiping cats, they decided to worship rocks!!"<BR><BR> Woodstock and Snoopy flip up in the air as the cat slashes pass them.<BR><BR> They lie on the floor dazed. Snoopy thinks, "Never discuss theology with a cat..." Woodstock laughs.<BR><BR>
. . . and WWII did smite them. . .