Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 02, 1989
Transcript:
Charlie Brown sits in front of a counselor's desk with Snoopy on his lap and says, "No, ma'am, I've never talked to a counselor before . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown scratches Snoopy's ears and says, "Well, I've always been sort of a useless person so I thought I'd just devote the rest of my life to making my dog happy . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown frowns and says, "I suppose you think I'm crazy . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "Really? What kind of monkey do you have?"<BR><BR>
A brass one.