Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 24, 1989
Transcript:
Spike looks at a cactus and thinks, "I went into a store yesterday to try on a pathetic helmet . . ."<BR><BR> Spike continues to think, "The clerk said, 'You must mean a "pith" helmet.'"<BR><BR> Spike takes off his hat and reaches for the helmet and thinks, "After I put one on, he said, 'Maybe you were right . .'"<BR><BR> Spike wears the helmet and thinks, "'On you it looks pathetic!'"<BR><BR>
Pithetic!