Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 01, 1990
Transcript:
Charlie Brown stnds on the pitcher's mound. Lucy announces, "The key is concentration!"<BR><BR> Lucy walks, yelling, "Think positive!"<BR><BR> Lucy calls, "Come on pitcher..get the ball over the plate!"<BR><BR> She adds, "Throw hard! Out some stuff on it! Show a little class!"<BR><BR> Lucy looks up.<BR><BR> Bonk. The ball bounces behind her.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown shouts, "For someone who talks so much, how come you never catch the ball?!"<BR><BR> Lucy answers, "I'm only here in an advisory capacity!"<BR><BR>
On which subject, five cents, please!