Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 27, 1990

Transcript:

Sally sits at her desk. She says, "Who, me?"<BR><BR> She holds up a piece of paper: "Yes ma'am..right here.."<BR><BR> Sally stands holding her paper: "This is my report on dimes and pennies.."<BR><BR> Sally continues: "Wallace Stevens was a famous poet..his wife was named Elsie.."<BR><BR> Sally, in profile, adds: "Most people do not know that Elsie was the model for the 1916 'Liberty Head Dime'"<BR><BR> Sally then says, "Most people also don't know that if I had a dime for every one of these stupid reports I've written, I'd be a rich person!"<BR><BR> Sally sits slumped on the floor outside the principal's office. She reflects, "I never got to the part about who posed for the Lincoln penny."<BR><BR>