Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 30, 1990
Transcript:
Peppermint Patty stands at the teacher's desk. She says, "Yes, ma'am . . Marcie says she thinks you laugh at my answers on the tests you give us . . ."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "I don't thik that's nice, ma'am . ."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty screams, "Well, if Napoleon had seen the Mississippi, I'll bet he would have crossed it!"<BR><BR>
Why would he? He sold it to the US, after all.