Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 28, 1990
Transcript:
CHarlie Brown and Linus stand outside. Linus says, "I really need your help."<BR><BR> They walk. Charlie Brown protests: "But I'm no good at this sort of thing." Linus says, "People have to know about the 'Great Pumpkin'.."<BR><BR> Linus in profile: "You'll be doing them a real service, Charlie Brown.."<BR><BR> They stand still. Linus continues, "I'll take that side of the street, and you take this side..."<BR><BR> Linus turns away. Charlie Brown says, "But it's so embarassing.."<BR><BR> Ring! Charlie Brown rings a doorbell.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown in profile: "Good morning! I'm here to tell you about the 'Great Pumpkin'"<BR><BR> He continues, "On Halloween night, the 'Great Pumpkin' rises out of the pumpkin patch and brings toys to all the children in the world!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown exclaims: "I did it!"<BR><BR> As he walks away he adds, "But I'm sure glad no one asnwered the door!"<BR><BR>
Or he could leave that to the Mormons and the JWs.