Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 30, 1991
June 29, 1991
July 01, 1991
Transcript:
Sally is at the beach. She cries, "What about me?"<BR><BR> Standing in profile, she yells, "When do I get to hit it?"<BR><BR> Linus tosses the ball to Sally. "Here, it's your turn.." he says.<BR><BR> Sally yells "Service!" and hits.<BR><BR> Sally cries "Aaugh!" in pain, as she holds her fingers and grits her teeth.<BR><BR> Sally cries, "My hand! My fingers! I broke all my fingers! I'll never be able to play the violin!"<BR><BR> Sally wails, "I'll never be able to play the piano, or the harp, or the cello, or the piccolo, or..."<BR><BR> Sally sits down. Linus faces her, holding the ball. "You'll never be able to play any of those things anyweay!" he announces.<BR><BR> Sally stands and holds the ball.<BR><BR> Sally aims and yells, "Service!"<BR><BR>
Old joke, new twist! The old joke goes a little something like this. A guy goes into a hospital for some surgery on his arm. He asks the doctor, “Hey, doc, will I be able to play the piano after this surgery?” The doctor replied, “Yes.” The guy said, “Good! Because I couldn’t before!”