Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 15, 1992

Transcript:

Lucy stands in the outfield and says, "Time out!"<BR><BR> Lucy walks and asks, "Hey, manager, how come we don't have cleats on our shoes?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown and Lucy stand on the pitcher's mound. Charlie Brown says, "Cleats?" Lucy says, "You know . . . Spikes!"<BR><BR> Lucy continues, "Whenever I come out to the mound to talk to you, I stand here like this . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy slides down the side of the pitcher's mound and says, "Then I start to slide backwards . ."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "If I had cleats, this obviously wouldn't happen."<BR><BR> Lucy walks back to the outfield and says, "We'd have a better team if we all had cleats on our shoes . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown shouts, "We'd have a better team if you had something under your cap!"<BR><BR> Lucy shouts, "I'll bet Babe Ruth had cleats on her shoes!"<BR><BR>