Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 11, 1992
Transcript:
Charlie Brown stands in a field and asks, "Why me?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown stands next to Lucy. Lucy holds the football for a kick and says, "I'll hold the ball, Charlie Brown, and you come running up and kick it."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "She sounds sincere . . If a person sounds sincere, then they must be sincere . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown runs toward the ball.<BR><BR> Lucy pulls the football out of the way. Charlie Brown flies through the air.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown lands on his back.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown lies on the ground dazed. Sally stands over him and says, "You're not in love with Lucy, are you, big brother?" Charlie Brown replies, "I should hope not."<BR><BR> Sally says, "I've discovered that love makes us do strange things . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown sits up and says, "So does stupidity."<BR><BR>
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