Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 14, 1992
Transcript:
Sally stands in the front of the classroom and reads a paper. Sally says, "This is my report on how the Pilgrims invented Christmas . ."<BR><BR> Sally turns her head and asks, "They didn't?"<BR><BR> Sally holds the paper away from her and says, "Boy, that kind of shoots a big hole in this report doesn't it?"<BR><BR> Sally continues, "I mean, like, wow! Like, weird! I mean, like where do we go from here!"<BR><BR> Sally says, "Ma'am?"<BR><BR> Sally sits at her school desk and says, "Where we go from here is back to my desk . ."<BR><BR>
Some of the Pilgrims went back to England to fight in the English Civil Wars on the side of the guy who abolished Christmas.