Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 17, 1993
Transcript:
A baseball hits Lucy in the head.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown screams from the pitcher's mound, "Lucy, you're the worst player in the history of the game!"<BR><BR> Lucy screams, "You can't prove that! You should never say things that you can't prove!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown screams, "In all probability, you are the worst player in the history of the game!"<BR><BR> Lucy says, "I can accept that . ."<BR><BR>
The science of terrible baseball.