Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 12, 1993

Transcript:

Sally sits in her bean bag in front of the TV and says, "You'll pray for me? Why? I'll pray for myself!"<BR><BR> Sally says, "'Call now for best seats'... Best seats for what?<BR><BR> Sally says, "'Stay tuned for the weather and traffic report!' What do they mean, stay tuned?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown stands behind Sally. She says, "I wasn't even listening! What do I need a traffic report for? I don't have a car!"<BR><BR> Sally sinks down into the bean bag chair. She says, "Ten dollars?! They want me to send ten dollars for a tape of their program? I didn't even like their program!"<BR><BR> Sally says, "And look there! He wants me to send him fifty dollars so he won't go off the air! What do I care if he goes off? All he does is talk!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown turns off the TV with the remote control. The control goes, "click!" Charlie Brown says, "There! Now you don't have to do any of those things."<BR><BR> Sally says, "Whew! What a relief! Thank you big brother." Charlie Brown walks away.<BR><BR> Sally turns and says, "You should have been an attorney!"<BR><BR>