Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 19, 1994
Transcript:
Linus and Sally stand in the rain waiting for the bus. Sally says, "Yesterday I stood here in the rain for ten minutes waiting for the school bus . ."<BR><BR> Sally says, "After I got to school, you know what I learned? I learned how wide the Mississippi River is . ."<BR><BR> Sally says, "I stood in the rain for ten minutes to learn how wide the Mississippi River is!"<BR><BR> Linus asks, "How wide is the Mississippi River?" Sally says, "I forgot!"<BR><BR>
♫ Wider than a mile. . . ♫
Oh wait, that’s Moon river.