Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 24, 1994
Transcript:
Charlie Brown walks with The World Famous Golf Pro and carries a bag of golf clubs. The World Famous Golf Pro carries one golf club. Woodstock and friends follow them. Charlie Brown says, "You have a strange gallery . ."<BR><BR> The World Famous Golf Pro lines up to hit the ball.<BR><BR> The World Famous Golf Pro hits the ball and thinks, "Here's The World Famous Golfer hitting a beautiful shot to the eighteenth green . ."<BR><BR> The World Famous Golf Pro walks up to his ball on the green and holds his arm out. He thinks, "He marks his ball with a chocolate-chip cookie . ."<BR><BR> The World Famous Golf Pro carries the ball off the green and walks to his bag of clubs. He thinks, "Then he walks back to get his putter . ."<BR><BR> The World Famous Golf Pro carries his putter and ball. He thinks, "Now he returns to the green to sink the winning putt . . ."<BR><BR> Woodstock and friends stand on the green in a circle. Snoopy stands beside them and thinks, "But the birds have eaten his ball marker!"<BR><BR>
Use something other than a chocolate chip cookie next time.