Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 10, 1996
July 09, 1996
July 11, 1996
Transcript:
Snoopy, Charlie Brown and Schroeder stand in a doctor's office wearing their baseball caps. Charlie Brown says to the receptionist, "Yes, ma'am . . Is this a sports medicine place? My elbow hurts from pitching baseball . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown asks, "I beg your pardon?"<BR><BR> Schroeder whispers to Charlie Brown, "She wants to know about your 'HMO' . . . And do you have a referral from your primary care physician?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown asks, "You mean my mom?" Snoopy thinks, "Or your vet."<BR><BR>
“Why was Jesus born in a stable?”
“Joseph and Mary belonged to an HMO.”