Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 26, 1996
Transcript:
Charlie Brown and Snoopy face a girl who asks, "Does your dog bite?" Charlie Brown answers, "Of course not . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy follows Charlie Brown and thinks, "That's true . . I don't think I could ever bite anyone . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy lies on his doghouse and thinks, "However, I do admit to being a little sarcastic now and then . ."<BR><BR>
He might bite you if you were a gingerbread person.