Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 13, 1997
Transcript:
Lucy is in the outfield. She watches a ball hit over her head and says, "Lucky!"<BR><BR> Lucy is wearing a baseball hat and mitt. She says, "C'mon Charlie Brown, strike out the fat kid!" She watches another baseball go over her head.<BR><BR> Lucy says, "That's okay.. let's get the skinny kid!" She watches another baseball go over her head.<BR><BR> Lucy says, "Hey, cement head. Who said you could hit?!" She watches another baseball go over her head.<BR><BR> Lucy says, "Hey, noodle neck! You swing like my grandmother!" She watches another baseball go over her head.<BR><BR> Lucy approaches Charlie Brown on the pitcher's mound. Charlie Brown says, "Well, we lost again.. by the way, some of their players want to talk to you.." Lucy says, "Players? What players?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown points to the dugout and says, "The fat kid, the skinny kid, cement head and noodle neck." Lucy walks off and says, "I think I'll go home a different way."<BR><BR>
She can dish it out but she sure can’t take it.