Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 28, 1997
Transcript:
Peppermint Patty and Marcie are playing football against Charlie Brown and Linus. Peppermint Patty says, "This is it, Marcie.."<BR><BR> Marcie says, "Let's try my secret play, sir.."<BR><BR> Marcie holds the ball and says to Charlie Brown, "We have a secret play, Chalres. This play is so secret no one has even heard of it!"<BR><BR> Marcie turns to Peppermint Patty and says, "I think they'd like to know what the secret play is, sir.."<BR><BR> Patty waits for the hike and says, "Well, don't tell them!" Marcie says, "Oh, I'd never do that..."<BR><BR> Marcie points her finger in the air and says, "To me, a secret is a secret! A person should never tell a secret.."<BR><BR> Linus and Charlie Brown walk away while Marcie holds the football.<BR><BR> Marcie turns to Peppermint Patty and says, "It worked, sir! We bored them right out of the game..."<BR><BR>
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