Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 03, 1998
July 02, 1998
July 04, 1998
Transcript:
At Charlie's front door, Marcie says, "Charles, Patty thinks you don't call her because she isn't cute.."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty, hiding behind a bush, whispers to Marcie, "Because she has freckles and a big nose." Marcie tells Charlie, "Because she has freackles and a big nose."<BR><BR> Peppermint whispers, "So is that why you don't call her?" Marcie repeats to Charlie Brown, "So is that why you don't call her?"<BR><BR> Charlie has gone back inside the house. Peppermint asks, "This isn't working, is it?" Marcie replies, "He said he was missing his favorite program.."<BR><BR>
“I don’t call her because she can strike me out in three straight pitches, and reminds me of that at least once a month. I can deal with the first, but the second makes me think that’s all she’s got going for her.”
You’re welcome, Charlie Brown.