Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 13, 1998
Transcript:
Linus carries a bowl of hot soup.<BR><BR> Lucy and Linus sit at a table with soup. Linus blows on his soup. Lucy says, "Do you have to do that?" Linus says, "It's hot..."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "It's impolite to blow on your soup..." Linus says, "But it's hot..."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "It's still impolite...." Linus takes a sip with out blowing.<BR><BR> Linus sceams and falls out of his chair.<BR><BR> Linus holds his hands to his mouth and says, "My tongue! My throat! My stomach!"<BR><BR> Linus runs from the table and says, "Water! Water! Water!"<BR><BR> Linus sweat with his mouth opened wide and says, "Aaugh!!"<BR><BR> Linus clings to the back of the chair.<BR><BR> A very flustered Linus sits back down. Lucy says, "That's also impolite."<BR><BR>
You know what else is impolite Lucy?Threating friends and family with a fist, jerking a football away at the last second, heckling your own pitcher and pretty much all of your other behaviors.