Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 18, 1998
Transcript:
Peppermint Patty sits at her desk with a piece of paper in fron of her. Patty says, "Yes, Ma'am... I'm more than ready..."<BR><BR> Patty stands in front of the classroom and reads from the paper. Peppermint Patty says, "This is my report on the football career of Moses.<BR><BR> Patty turns to the teacher and says, "Yes, Ma'am that Moses... You didn't?"<BR><BR> Patty says, "Anyway, when Moses was young, he showed great promise... akk the professional teams wanted him..."<BR><BR> Patty turns to the teacher and says, "Yes, Ma'am... football teams.."<BR><BR> Patty says, "Well, we all know he went up on the mountain, and then carried those tablets of stone back down..."<BR><BR> Patty says, "This probaly was how he hurt his throwing arm... after that, he could never throw the long ball..."<BR><BR> Patty says, "he could only throw a few short sideline patterns.. pretty soon he got involved in other things and quit football.."<BR><BR> Patty turns to the teacher and says, "Research? No Ma'am...my grandpa, well I figure he most have know him..."<BR><BR> Patty sits back down at her desk and says, "I guess grandpa isn't as old as I thought he was."<BR><BR>
I bet Grampa got a lot of D-minuses in his day.