Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 08, 1999
March 07, 1999
March 09, 1999
Transcript:
Charlie lies under the cover in bed. Snoopy lies on top of the blanket. Charlie says, "Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or it a true or false test?""<BR><BR> Charlie says, "Then a voice comes to me out of the dark, and says, "We hate to tell you this, but life i a thousand word essay"<BR><BR>
This may be the last time that a voice comes to Charlie Brown out of the dark, so here is a list of when this happened (prepend https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/ to get a link to that comic): 1991/03/15 “Why, what?” 1992/05/22 “I before E except after C” 1994/10/03 “We appreciate your attitude” 1995/06/28 “We can’t take your question now . . We’re all out rollerblading” 1995/08/15 “Right after the credits!” 1995/10/23 “Why, sure . . Well, I mean . . . [etc etc]” 1996/01/26 “Boy, there’s an original thought!” 1996/05/06 “Try shuffleboard” 1996/07/30 “Try slowing down at the corners” 1997/05/10 “Sure, Frank, we remember you” 1998/03/16 “We understand your problem.. details at eleven” 1998/08/29 “We admit it.. there are still a few kinks that need working out” and the current one, 1999/03/08 “We hate to tell you this, but life is a thousand word essay”