Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 16, 1999
Transcript:
Lucy says, "Linus?"<BR><BR> Linus sits in front of the TV with a snack. Lucy says, "You didn't answer..." Linus says, "answer what?"<BR><BR> Lucy says, "Here's what I wanted to ask you..." Linus yawns<BR><BR> Linus says, "What? I'm soryy.. I was yawning and stretching.. I can't hear when I'm yawning and stretching..."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "Well. I was asking you if.." Linus puts some chips into his mouth.<BR><BR> Linus says, "I couldn't hear you.. I was chewing potatp chips... when I chew potatp chips, I can't hear anything"<BR><BR> Lucy says, "All right, if you can't hear me, I'll write it down.."<BR><BR> Lucy writes on a pad.<BR><BR> Linus now has sunglasses on. He looks at the pad and says, "I can't read this.. it's dark in here."<BR><BR>
A GREAT LESSON to the Bitch!