Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 09, 2000

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Sign: All conferences on the mound have been canceled until further notice Lucy: Pitch it to 'im, Charlie Brown! What's this? You're gonna throw him a curve? This is no time to be throwing a curve... a knuckle ball is the pitch... a knuckle ball will catch him flat-footed! Why don't I just fix your fingers here so you can catch this boy flat-footed with a knuckle ball? There! and now we'll give each little finger a kiss for good luck... Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! And one extra little ol' kiss for the thumb! SMAK!! Charlie: IF YOU DON'T GET BACK IN CENTERFIELD WHERE YOU BELONG, I'M GONNA BREAK ALL YOUR ARMS! Lucy: He'll apologize when the knuckle ball catches that guy flat-footed...