Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 23, 2001

Transcript:

Linus: Good morning, miss... I'm selling a new item, for kittens and I... Violet: For what? Linus: For kittens... This is a new toy I have developed... A kitten can entertain himself for hours with this toy... The toy is simplicity itself... I have taken sever pieces of scrap paper and I have crumpled them up... A kitten will play for hours with a piece of crumpled paper! He'll bat it and he'll jump at it... and if you hang it from a string, he'll hit it and box with it and everything! It's really fun to watch a kitten bounce around... would you like to buy one? They're only five cents apiece.. Violet: Why should I buy one? Why can't I just crumple a piece of paper myself? Linus: All along I've been afraid there was something wrong with this idea...