Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 21, 2001
October 20, 2001
October 22, 2001
Transcript:
Patty: *hands on hips* Nope! I'd Like to gave you on my team, Chuck, but I just don't think you're good enough... In fact, I don't see anyone around here who could come up to my standard! Charlie: How about my linebacker over there? He's pretty good Patty: Him? Okay, let's try him out.. Here I come fella! Stop me if you can!! FREIGHT TRAIN!! Snoopy: *Whistles until Patty gets closer, then tackles Patty* CRUNCH! BONE-BREAKING EAR-SPLITTING EARTH-SHATTERING RIB-SHAKING FLESH-TEARING TEETH RATTLING SOUND OF GLASS BREAKING SMASH! PATTY: Good shot, kid! How would you like to play for a decent team? Snoopy: (Keep talking, sweetie..) Charlie: *Sigh*
