Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 06, 2015

I think this is the only time I’ve ever seen Snoopy bark.

What are you trying to tell CB, Snoop? That the cat next door is a poopy-head or something?

Meow?

Well, we know who the brains of the outfit is… ;-)

Well, you wanted Snoopy to be a watchdog for the whole neighborhood, Charlie Brown. It’s not his fault that you don’t speak Beaglese!

I sound the alarmMailman, come to kill us allWoof woof woof woof woof

Had a parrot that went wild when someone came to the door. He knew they were there before they rang the bell.

Maybe if he was howling instead of Arfing, CB would come look at the full moon with him.

No, not arf, arf!! (His accent is terrible!)

come to think of it, i think it’s the first time i’ve seen him bark, also… even in CB movies

He’s auditioning for Sandy.

Woof?

ARF!

Hercule Poirot had it right about why dogs bark at the mailman: The mailman comes to the door every day, but the dog’s master never lets him come inside. So, of course he must be up to no good!

It seems weird to see Snoopy bark! Now we don’t know what he says, either!

Such are the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary (arf, and woof!).

Dogs scare me sometimes even though they are my favourite animals.

I just don’t know what to think when one of them runs up to me barking and barking.

xxx

A boy and his dog! What could possibly go wrong?

Your accent is atrocious, Charlie Brown! ;)

Bark at the MoonOzzy OsbourneScreams break the silenceWaking from the dead of nightVengeance is boilingHe’s returned to kill the lightThen when he’s found who he’s looking forListen in awe and you’ll hear himBark at the moonHa ha ha(Ha ha ha)(Ha ha ha)

Reminds me of a joke. A man walks by a hotel ballroom. Inside are these guys standing around saying numbers to each other and laughing uproariously. So the man asks someone who is going in what’s happening. “This is a convention of the greatest comedians in the world. They know every joke in the world and so for convenience they’ve given every joke a number.” “Can I try one?” says the first guy. “I guess that would be okay,” says his new friend. “3” says the first guy. Suddenly the room fell deathly silent and the second guy comes up to him and explains, “You didn’t tell it right!”

To be fair, Snoopy usually says “woof.”

Why do you answer a question with a question?