OH DEAR – she didn’t run off with the early bird she was abducted! Stay tuned for the registered letter demanding ransom. Poor Woodstock, dead broke, and no credit. Stay tuned for the next episode of “as the worm turns”
The girlfriend didn’t “run” off with the early bird. She was “carried” off. Tell him Snoop….go ahead and tell him that to make him feel better. Wait!!…maybe not….
jagedlo over 6 years ago
Because as you know, the early bird gets the worm!
bigcatbusiness over 6 years ago
We should’ve known this wasn’t going to end well.
orinoco womble over 6 years ago
The bird invited her for breakfast…little did she realise she was it!
Jaw Jacker over 6 years ago
Woodstock doesn’t realize that his girlfriend was actually eaten by the early bird
littlejohn Premium Member over 6 years ago
His “girlfriend” got a lift from someone else maybe?
HeatherMcCrillis over 6 years ago
Drat, and they were going to have a late night pizza later on. :(
jpayne4040 over 6 years ago
This relationship was doomed from the start!
Nyckname over 6 years ago
He really needs to quit playing with his food.
e.groves over 6 years ago
From what I see in my back yard, the early bird was named Robin.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 6 years ago
OH DEAR – she didn’t run off with the early bird she was abducted! Stay tuned for the registered letter demanding ransom. Poor Woodstock, dead broke, and no credit. Stay tuned for the next episode of “as the worm turns”
joeatwork212 over 6 years ago
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
summerdog86 over 6 years ago
The girlfriend didn’t “run” off with the early bird. She was “carried” off. Tell him Snoop….go ahead and tell him that to make him feel better. Wait!!…maybe not….
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
❤️… ❤… ❥… ☟… ☹️… ☂… ☁… ☠
knight1192a over 6 years ago
Clever of Schulz to give the old saying in this manner.
cooganm Premium Member over 6 years ago
The wisdom of our elders never dies.
ToonGuy300 over 6 years ago
Poor Woodstock.
Robert Nowall Premium Member over 6 years ago
That could be the beginning of a delicious relationship.
ajakimber425 over 6 years ago
Or most likely, got eaten!