Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 17, 2018

now give Lucy a nickel, Charlie Brown, you blockhead

DANG! I sure could use one of those!

No, what he needs is to realize that troubles name is Lucy van Pelt and to ignore 90% of what she says.

Telemarketers will still find you.

That will be 5cents please

What you need, Charlie Brown, is a girlfriend. No man is truly happy until he has the love of a woman

I’m afraid you’ll be cursed with bad luck forever, Charlie.

Maybe you should look for trouble. That would get it to avoid you.

What Charlie needs is a different shrink.

You can block ‘trouble’ and report to admin! Problem solved!

Remember Chuck: If they really ARE out to get you, you’re not paranoid!

There’s a man who leads a life of danger

To everyone he meets he stays a stranger

With every move he makes another chance he takes

Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow

Charlie Brown man, Charlie Brown man

They’ve given you a number and taken away your name

I know the feeling.

I wouldn’t mind having one myself!

That will be 5 cents please….

5 cents ya blockhead you should know this by now