Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 23, 2019

I know the feeling, Woodstock!

Woodstock needs to work on his typing skills.

I never thought of Woodstock as Snoopys sectrectry

But what if your secretary isn’t named Pat?

Someone get that bird a word processor!

One pat and you cannot run for President, unless you are Republican.

Secretaries…now known as “Administrative Professionals”…

Itts esy tooo tipe preperrly, Wodstok. Howe ckan yewe havve sow muchh trubbllle wit et? Se huw eesy ut es?

I’d be physically assaulted if I dared pet our company secretary!

My, how have times changed!

Of course it’s the typewriter’s fault, Woodstock!

Oh, I don’t think I will!

awwwwwwww!!!!!

Everyone likes to be appreciated.

In today’s world, it’s not a good idea to “pat” your secretary! The recognition will blown out of proportion!

Do so at your own risk.

And thats how Snoopy ended up on #metoo

So Woodstock created 1337 speak?

I well remember having a time with those old manual typewriters. The trouble is, I still have a time with these PC connected keyboards. Alas, I suppose the problem isn’t in one’s keys, but in one’s self. Darn.

Thankfully you can still pat animals to show your appreciation.

On the rump …

Patting anyone these days means a trip to the Hoosgow of Harrassment.

I could never figure out where they got a typewriter that size.

And today that would have you brought up on charges.

The spelling mistakes will not count on secretary week!

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