Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 22, 2020

good thing Sparky never drew the kid’s underwear blown off

“Well, did any of you catch the ball” ?

A little more to the left or right and this would have no longer been a family comic.

Well, our team’s play by play man always talks about hitting a rope saying “You could hang a week’s worth of laundry on that one!”

Patty appears!! She also appears to have gotten the worst of it, as Charlie Brown’s sweaty shirt lands all over her face and one of his shoes hits her on the head. We last saw Patty when she was trying to decide which food to serve at the testimonial dinner which Linus cancelled.

Is there such a thing as Peanuts fan-art porn? I hope not, but probably.

As a pitcher, I was like Charlie Brown. I’ve had world record home runs hit off me. Most burned up on re-entry; a few are still in orbit. I never pitched games; I pitched batting practice – for the other team.

As a batter I could have been playing against Charlie Brown. It didn’t matter where the ball was pitched, I would drill it straight back to the pitcher at about navel level – a 60 ft 6 in line drive. The pitcher usually caught the ball more out of self-defense than by attempting to make the play.

where is his glove?

At least his underwear stays on.

Charlie Brown has cute toes!

It’s not really Spring, until Charlie Brown’s clothes fall off from a thrown baseball.

What a line-up!

Wait – who’s on first?

This literally a comic strip…

Poor Patty. And if his short had come of I bet she would have gotten them too.

Always loved Charlie Brown getting undressed my a line drive. Upside down with his tongue out, clothes flying everywhere, the big “POW”.

At least his shorts stayed on!

Say it Charlie Brown: GOOD GRIEF

Charlie Brown must be putting some real power on that pitch to get that kind of reaction off the bat.

folks that line drive “knocked his socks off” and his shoes and shirt and ………

Genius!

All we need now is the little red-haired girl to walk up and see Charlie Brown in this state.