Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 23, 2020

In the game of bridge, I would say that she had “trumped” his last card.

ouch

I guess his answer didn’t suit her.

She knew it was a bad deal

If he had just cut out 3/4 of his line, it might have worked

Snoopy’s been watching Lucy and Schroeder.

Well Snoopy, Gin Dandy, in this crazy eight’s world of affairs of the hearts, looks like you’ve been euchred!

This story stands a chance of not being rejected by the publisher this time!

Every hand’s a winnerand every hand’s a loser

Watch it Snoopy, or you might get ♠︎!

These bad puns are getting out of hand.

She knew she had picked a joker.

You will be part of the diamond (ring) club, I love you in spades! That sounds romantic to me.

She saved both of them a lot of trouble.

He was such a card, but that was too much.

Would “Reverse, Skip, Wild, Uno” have worked better?

Obviously she had to leave him – the order of rank is clubs, diamonds, hearts and spades.

Snoopy’s own version of the Lost Lenore.

So, it seems that Snoopy’s typewriter has an emoji keyboard too!! He already had it about 50 years ago!!

Love begins with hearts and diamonds, and ends with clubs and spades.

Diamonds, Clubs, Hearts, Spades and No Trump.

He should’ve bid four aces, or at least KQJ10.

Strange girl.

Better than Snoopy’s usual literary efforts.

The playing card symbols Snoopy typed in are a forerunner of the emojis.

Play your cards right next time

Hallmark cards would’ve been better.

I’ve been trying to figure out this one for about 40 years. I’m not a card player. Can somebody Please explain what the message is? Thx.

Next time use a Royal flush.

She called his bluff.

His response had plenty of heart…

Does anyone else want to know where those symbols are on a typewriter?

Don’t blame her.

Him: ❤️❣️

Her: ❤☘️

If I tried it, it’d probably come out ♟️, or ⌨️…

His remarks didn’t “suite” her

A shame. Had things worked out I bet they could have had a Full House.

I guess love just wasn’t his strong suit

She blew it. Translated: You are a diamond to my sorry clubs; I give you my heart in spades.

heart – - – diamond – - – clover – - – spades = in love, engagement (commitment for life), he was so lucky to find her, till death do them part.

“Well, I’m gonna miss her…aw, looky there…I’ve got a bite…”

If only it were that easy…

I’ll give you diamonds once we get to the club, because I love you by spades

LOL!

Or not