Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 20, 2021

It was Pattyed

Charlie Brown, you blockhead, how could you not have heard the doghouse coming crashing down? Was it because of the noisy electric can opener?

Hurricane Patty was here.

Well when you want another house you little ungrateful turd, you will regret this.

Charlie Brown isn’t your waiter, Snoopy. He’s your owner. If it weren’t for him, you’d still be at the Daisy Hill Puppy Mill (or whatever it’s called).

At least Snoopy has his priority’s in the right order. Food must come first.

Considering that Charlie Brown probably built it, he has every right to ask.

If Charlie Brown had built it, it wouldn’t have lasted as long as it did.

It didn’t need the trumpets of Jericho to tear down that jerry-built house

I’d be careful, Snoopy…it’s not good to eat on an angry stomach!

Don’t worry, we’ll rebuild it, like we are reopening the USA as COVID tries to subside.

He’s not your waiter, he’s your master. He built that doghouse, so he deserves to know.

Did someone save the Van Gogh?

Right! And the pool table, plus any other toys

Reminds me of the I Love Lucy episode where Lucy and Ethel take apart the newly constructed BBQ grill because Lucy thinks her engagement ring got lost in the wet cement, and when Ricky sees the wreckage, he says, “I know what happened. It was hit by a couple of hurricanes… Hurricane Lucy and Hurricane Ethel!”

Hurricane Patricia and Hurricane Marcie, in this case. xD

Don’t think of biting the hands that feed you, dear canine.

Oh, Snoopy, that’s a very cat-like comment!

Should have blamed the Red Baron.

Charlie asked Snoopy as he’s going to have to build a new house for Snoopy. Of course he won’t know to send Peppermint Patty and Marcy the bill.

Temporary end .

“Never mind!”

Yet you accepted Charlie Brown’s food.

It wasn’t very well made if a kid could tear it apart.( Yes kids are destructive, but in smaller steps.)

lol