Now, that’s one big cat. I had a big cat once. She was big boned and strong. While I was sitting down, she’d try to rub against my leg, but, in doing so, push the leg across the floor.
Well, Snoopy, this is what you get for having Woodstock trash talk with next door cat – Catastrophe (pronounced Cat-a-stro-fee in my best Daffy Duck voice)!
mccollunsky over 1 year ago
You don’t know which dialect that cat uses, Woodstock, you might have sent vulgarities .
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
can’t say you weren’t warned Snoopy!
knutdl over 1 year ago
Woodstock is a punk poet.
carlsonbob over 1 year ago
Those two aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer.
hariseldon59 over 1 year ago
Meow Mix commercial.
meg_grif over 1 year ago
At least it wasn’t Vogon poetry.
Hazelnut King over 1 year ago
I would have thought that he’d enjoy Cat-ullus
paddy over 1 year ago
Never mind. Snoopy still has his downstairs area, pool table and all.
Indiana Guy over 1 year ago
What is the translation of the poem? I have only been able to translate the first line: “There once was a cat from Nantucket…”
One of the 12 monkeys over 1 year ago
How big is the stuipd cat next door !
Robert Nowall Premium Member over 1 year ago
“He told it wrong. And since when do Irishmen drop their aitches?”
mrcooncat over 1 year ago
Translation: Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature …. (From Ode to Spot by Data of TNG)
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
How about… “The Bad Thing About a Kitten Is That It Always Grows Up To Be A Cat” ~ Ogden Nash
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
I think Woodstock said something offensive in that poem.
Darryl Heine over 1 year ago
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD STYLE:HUH HUH HUH HUH HUHHUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUHHUH HUH HUH HUH HUH(Haiku, of course)
RussellCastine over 1 year ago
There once was a cat from Nantucket…
Decepticomic over 1 year ago
Then why did you bother doing that, you moron?
Jhony-Yermo over 1 year ago
HAR! Funny stuff
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Now, that’s one big cat. I had a big cat once. She was big boned and strong. While I was sitting down, she’d try to rub against my leg, but, in doing so, push the leg across the floor.
A.Ficionada over 1 year ago
Impressive damage for one swipe :0
jdsven over 1 year ago
That’s because the cat prefers bawdy cat limericks.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Should have tried "Meow meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow meow.
gantech over 1 year ago
It wasn’t the content, it was the delivery.
bloodykate over 1 year ago
lol
hooglah over 1 year ago
That’s a gully cat alright!
kalel21 over 1 year ago
Should we see Snoopy’s pool table and Van Gogh amoung the ruins of the dog house?
geese28 over 1 year ago
That cat has been “juicing”
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
Woodstock can talk?
InuYugiHakusho over 1 year ago
Isn’t that poetic?
gregcomn over 1 year ago
“Terence this is stupid stuff!”
mindjob over 1 year ago
The seven words you can’t say on TV – cat version
txmystic over 1 year ago
The SLASH! gets more and more efficient…
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
You don’t wave a red flag in front of a bull.
Although I heard once that bulls are color blind.
bwswolf over 1 year ago
Snoopy ……… I believe that you need a new Dog House …… maybe a steel one this time ……. :)
I❤️Peanuts over 1 year ago
Maybe the cat just hates awful poetry.
knight1192a over 1 year ago
Stop antagonizing World War II. It’ll end in a body cast if you don’t
ajakimber425 over 1 year ago
You think?!
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, Snoopy, this is what you get for having Woodstock trash talk with next door cat – Catastrophe (pronounced Cat-a-stro-fee in my best Daffy Duck voice)!
;-pOtis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
Don’t poke the bear? More like don’t tease the cat.
chris.lemarie over 1 year ago
That must be the Sabre-tooth variant of a cat…