Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 28, 2023

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    mccollunsky  over 1 year ago

    You don’t know which dialect that cat uses, Woodstock, you might have sent vulgarities .

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    can’t say you weren’t warned Snoopy!

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    knutdl  over 1 year ago

    Woodstock is a punk poet.

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    carlsonbob  over 1 year ago

    Those two aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer.

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    Meow Mix commercial.

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    meg_grif  over 1 year ago

    At least it wasn’t Vogon poetry.

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    Hazelnut King  over 1 year ago

    I would have thought that he’d enjoy Cat-ullus

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    paddy  over 1 year ago

    Never mind. Snoopy still has his downstairs area, pool table and all.

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    Indiana Guy  over 1 year ago

    What is the translation of the poem? I have only been able to translate the first line: “There once was a cat from Nantucket…”

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    One of the 12 monkeys  over 1 year ago

    How big is the stuipd cat next door !

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “He told it wrong. And since when do Irishmen drop their aitches?”

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    mrcooncat  over 1 year ago

    Translation: Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature …. (From Ode to Spot by Data of TNG)

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    How about… “The Bad Thing About a Kitten Is That It Always Grows Up To Be A Cat” ~ Ogden Nash

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    I think Woodstock said something offensive in that poem.

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    Darryl Heine  over 1 year ago

    BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD STYLE:HUH HUH HUH HUH HUHHUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUHHUH HUH HUH HUH HUH(Haiku, of course)

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    RussellCastine  over 1 year ago

    There once was a cat from Nantucket…

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    Decepticomic  over 1 year ago

    Then why did you bother doing that, you moron?

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    Jhony-Yermo  over 1 year ago

    HAR! Funny stuff

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Now, that’s one big cat. I had a big cat once. She was big boned and strong. While I was sitting down, she’d try to rub against my leg, but, in doing so, push the leg across the floor.

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    A.Ficionada  over 1 year ago

    Impressive damage for one swipe :0

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    jdsven  over 1 year ago

    That’s because the cat prefers bawdy cat limericks.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Should have tried "Meow meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow meow.

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    gantech  over 1 year ago

    It wasn’t the content, it was the delivery.

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    bloodykate  over 1 year ago

    lol

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    hooglah  over 1 year ago

    That’s a gully cat alright!

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    kalel21  over 1 year ago

    Should we see Snoopy’s pool table and Van Gogh amoung the ruins of the dog house?

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    That cat has been “juicing”

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    John Jorgensen  over 1 year ago

    Woodstock can talk?

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    InuYugiHakusho  over 1 year ago

    Isn’t that poetic?

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    gregcomn  over 1 year ago

    “Terence this is stupid stuff!”

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    The seven words you can’t say on TV – cat version

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    txmystic  over 1 year ago

    The SLASH! gets more and more efficient…

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    You don’t wave a red flag in front of a bull.

    Although I heard once that bulls are color blind.

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    bwswolf  over 1 year ago

    Snoopy ……… I believe that you need a new Dog House …… maybe a steel one this time ……. :)

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    I❤️Peanuts  over 1 year ago

    Maybe the cat just hates awful poetry.

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    knight1192a  over 1 year ago

    Stop antagonizing World War II. It’ll end in a body cast if you don’t

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    ajakimber425  over 1 year ago

    You think?!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Well, Snoopy, this is what you get for having Woodstock trash talk with next door cat – Catastrophe (pronounced Cat-a-stro-fee in my best Daffy Duck voice)!

    ;-p
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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    Don’t poke the bear? More like don’t tease the cat.

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    chris.lemarie  over 1 year ago

    That must be the Sabre-tooth variant of a cat…

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