Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 20, 2023

Obedience School help her learn to listen more…

Quote from the holiday special when she wanted to be Mary in the pageant “Why would Gabriel talk to you? You never listen.”

Especially when PP finds out what kind of school it is!

Sit, Stay Patty…good girl!

Going out of town would be better….

When someone takes sarcasm for altruism, it’s best to get out of town Snoopy.

Wonder if she will be wearing the collar or her pet?

That naughty Snoopster needs to be brought to heel… :D

Maybe they will train her to be an attack Patty.

“Don’t try to talk me out of it, and don’t hassle me with your sighs, Chuck!”

Hopefully, it’s not like the obedience school on “The Simpsons”.

What would her degree be in if she graduates?

Oh hey, Chuck did try to warn her. Well, now it’s all her fault. I’d blame Snoopy too, but why bother blaming a cretin for what they are?

You really can’t explain anything to Peppermint Patty. She’s gonna have to find out the hard way.

“Nick-knack, Patty whack. Give that dog a bone.”

Even if she becomes a great athlete, it won’t mean anything because she’ll be competing with bio-illogical males.

If she’s starts scratching her ears with her foot, I’d leave town too

Not sure if Milk Bones will be enough to motivate her…

As Charlie Brown said in “A CB Thanksgiving”: “You can’t explain anything to Peppermint Patty because you never get to say anything.”

That’s the ticket, Patty. Obedience School. Good luck to them. Doggies would be a breeze when compared to the Patricia breed.

She’ll learn to roll over and play dead. Then she’ll be rewarded with a biscuit of some kind.

One of the most important parts of training a pet is training the owner.

Oh, “NO” you don’t Snoopy ……. your going with her as her pet ……. :)

lol

Spike could use the visit, I’m certain.

She’s not a dog. Be nice.

Don’t worry Snoopy. She’ll graduate with honors and never get it.

Patti will wish she listened to Charlie.

Can’t wait for her first day.

They’ll keep thinking Patty is a dog because she chases balls at every opportunity

You’re going to have to wear pouch (somehow) that has obedience treats. Preferably bacon flavored.

You never should’ve given her that brochure, Snoopy!

But you don’t have a pet