Schulz was ahead of his time with some of this stuff. I think Lucy originated the EPA when she was going around stopping kids from jumping rope & such because they were wearing down the earth.
Perhaps, Charlie bringing with him his service dog might get him some sympathy from the court. And when Snoopy begins speaking, the stenographer would have no trouble understanding Beagle.
Don’t discriminate against Charlie Brown! He IDENTIFIES as a beaver! You need to accept and embrace that or you will be cancelled! Then you will be Woke. Scratching my head. Time for me to go back to sleep now.
Chuck had a front row seat to Snoopy’s disastrous mishandling of Peppermint Patty vs Board of Education, I’d think he’d be leery of letting Snoopy handle his case after that.
mccollunsky 6 months ago
Bringing his dog in would make them think something.
paddy 6 months ago
This is a weird story arc.
cdillon85 6 months ago
The prosecutor could say, “That high up? Nice try, counselor.”
billyk75 6 months ago
Don’t mess with the EPA.
win.45mag 6 months ago
ANOTHER example of government overreach
GerryRoss 6 months ago
He obviously doesn’t know Snoopy’s track record as a lawyer. GET A PUBLIC DEFENDER, CHUCK!
Ellis97 6 months ago
How is Snoopy gonna convince them anything when he can’t talk?
F-Flash 6 months ago
I hope Peppermint Patty is not Snoopy’s co-council.
holdenrex 6 months ago
I wonder if the EPA agent on CB’s case is Walter Peck.
jagedlo 6 months ago
“People vs. Charles Brown…World Famous Attorney for the defense”
SquidGamerGal 6 months ago
So you would have Charlie Brown plead insanity? That’s even worse!!
misterdan 6 months ago
Schulz was ahead of his time with some of this stuff. I think Lucy originated the EPA when she was going around stopping kids from jumping rope & such because they were wearing down the earth.
preacherman Premium Member 6 months ago
Perhaps, Charlie bringing with him his service dog might get him some sympathy from the court. And when Snoopy begins speaking, the stenographer would have no trouble understanding Beagle.
Decepticomic 6 months ago
A bad lawyer AND a bad comedian. Get your money’s worth, Chuck.
steveconkey2003 6 months ago
In today’s world it’s a valid defense. You can identify as anything and be embraced.
charles9156 6 months ago
fine defense Snoopy!
txmystic 6 months ago
He needs the Bowler hat, bow tie, and briefcase…
elbow macaroni 6 months ago
Schulz in sad freefall by this time.
carlsonbob 6 months ago
Self-identify as a beaver? Today that might work!
imbas5511 6 months ago
Yep, he identifies as a beaver. Dismissed.
jakarlsson 6 months ago
Don’t discriminate against Charlie Brown! He IDENTIFIES as a beaver! You need to accept and embrace that or you will be cancelled! Then you will be Woke. Scratching my head. Time for me to go back to sleep now.
mindjob 6 months ago
I hope he has better luck with the Beaver defense then he did with the Twinkie defense, So far, it’s not looking promising
wongo 6 months ago
I know a beaver, Beaver was a friend of mine. And you sir, are no beaver!
BB71 6 months ago
Amra Leo 6 months ago
Always good to have a world famous attorney representing you…
John Jorgensen 6 months ago
Chuck had a front row seat to Snoopy’s disastrous mishandling of Peppermint Patty vs Board of Education, I’d think he’d be leery of letting Snoopy handle his case after that.
ChessPirate 6 months ago
{"Your honor, my client has been accused of eating"}
[“BARK!”]
{"But it could not have been him, because at the time, he was on his house’s"}
[“WOOF!”]
{"And by eating his kite, the tree basically kicked him in the"}
[“ARF!”]
“Son, please take your dog out of the Courtroom. He’s disrupting the trial…”
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 6 months ago
If nothing else, he can helicopter Charlie Brown and make a quick getaway from the EPA
Brilliant_Birdie 6 months ago
I dunno Chuck, he didn’t fare so well with Peppermint Patty.
christelisbetty 6 months ago
It’s OK, the judge said,"Wah,Wah.wah, wah.
Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago
Jerry Mathers as the??
The Duke 6 months ago
Eat a beaver! Save a tree!
JPuzzleWhiz 6 months ago
Aw, dam it all!
EXCALABUR 6 months ago
iN THE ARMY IT’S CALLED A SECTION 8
eddi-TBH 6 months ago
Better settle for a public defender.
goboboyd 6 months ago
A tree for the Dam. Dam tree.