Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 27, 2002
January 26, 2002
January 28, 2002
Transcript:
"SUPER MART" "That'll be two hundred bucks." "What? Just for milk and chips?" "...And about thirty-five pounds worth of pork." "You can't charge me for him...he's a thinking pig, not an eating pig." "He's cultured. He knows art. He likes music. He reads Shakespeare." "Show him, Pig...Give him some King Lear or Hamlet." "Hmmm...I got it." "STELLAAAAAA!!!!" "That'll be two hundred bucks." "'I coulda been a contendah...'" "You shoulda been bacon."
I thought Pig weighed more than 35 pounds..