Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 16, 2002
March 15, 2002
March 17, 2002
Transcript:
"Where's your cap o' immortality?" "I took it off. I realized that if I live forever, and you don't, I'll be lonely." "Really?" "Well, that, and the fact that I can't entertain with a dead pig on the sofa."
Who does he need to entertain?