Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 20, 2002

Transcript:

"I messed up another job interview today." "Why do you think that?" "The guy was explaining the company's substance abuse policy and so I thought I'd ask some follow-up questions." "What's wrong with that?" "...And do you suppose I could be given a list of the dates on which these random drug tests will occur?"