Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 24, 2002
March 23, 2002
March 25, 2002
Transcript:
"Dear Antelopes," "Given the fact that both of our herds are pursued by the despotic lions, we have an obvious commonality of interest." "We propose jointly writing a book for distribution amongst the lions that would persuade them to stop pursuing our respective herds." "Enclosed please find our proposed Chapter One, titled, 'Why Killing Is Morally Wrong.'" "We would greatly appreciate it if you would contribute a chapter of your own..." "Ho hum." "Oh, thank you." "Dear Zebras," "Enclosed please find Chapter Two, 'Fifty Ways to Barbecue a Zebra.'" "Sigh..."
wait are the antelopes wanting to eat them too?