Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 24, 2002
March 23, 2002
March 25, 2002
Transcript:
"Dear Antelopes," "Given the fact that both of our herds are pursued by the despotic lions, we have an obvious commonality of interest." "We propose jointly writing a book for distribution amongst the lions that would persuade them to stop pursuing our respective herds." "Enclosed please find our proposed Chapter One, titled, 'Why Killing Is Morally Wrong.'" "We would greatly appreciate it if you would contribute a chapter of your own..." "Ho hum." "Oh, thank you." "Dear Zebras," "Enclosed please find Chapter Two, 'Fifty Ways to Barbecue a Zebra.'" "Sigh..."
Catnat about 13 years ago
How does barbecued zebra taste? Do I want to know?
Cuddleman over 12 years ago
It tastes like chicken.
mbreed184 about 12 years ago
You can liven up just about any recipe with BBQ sauce!
joeshmo30 over 11 years ago
not one recipe by andy (from foxtrot) can be made better with bbq suace
squiglyman about 9 years ago
wait are the antelopes wanting to eat them too?
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
Zebra has opposable thumbs. Chapter three: how to hunt lion.
Love2laugh almost 6 years ago
Okay so what I’ve gathered from reading Pearls Before Swine is that it is a strip about emotions and personalities. With pig being the fat, carefree dope, rat being the insufferable sadist, zeeba being the helpless zebra that just wants to protect his herd and a bunch of other characters, emotions and personalities.
Love2laugh almost 6 years ago
Yeeeeeah… not sure if I like this strip.
Croc about 4 years ago
i guess everyone hates zebras then
_buddy 3 days ago
Now I’m hungry!