Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 31, 2002

Transcript:

"Do you realize that the phrases 'married for life' and 'marred for life' are separated by just one letter?" "Yeah, you gotta watch what you mail to people." "Not that kind of letter...an alphabet letter." "Oh." "Not 'O'. 'I'." "You?" "Not 'U'...'I'!!!..." "Oh, I see." "NOOOO!! Not 'O-I-C'!!!! JUST 'I'!!! JUST ONE LOUSY STINKIN' 'I'!!! AUGGGHH!!!!" "Gee, are you okay?"