Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 13, 2002
Transcript:
"Leading off tonight's news, final holdouts John and Betty Butterweed of Peoria, Illinois, bought an S.U.V. and rented a Jim Carrey video today..." "So, it is now official... Every single American family is leading the exact same life." "In other news, scientists today declared all genetic cloning moot..."
true, true. Rat and Dogbert would get along well