Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 14, 2002
Transcript:
"My cousin Lou is trying to attach a secret wire to one of the lions so we can hear what they're up to on this special radio..." "Heeeere little lion....Niiiiiiice little lion...AAAAUGGHHH!!!!!!! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP BUUUUUUURRP..." "I think they're eating something."
Just move away from Lion inhabited places.